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Welcome to Alchemical Science: Rewiring Reality with Magnetism & Thunder

Dive into the mind-bending DIY of 2025 with Thunderstorm Generator—a real-world nod to magnetic science and unorthodox genius like Dr. Weiping Yu. This isn’t just science... it’s alchemy reborn.

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Navigating Pro Se Litigation in 2025

Pro se litigation—where individuals represent themselves without legal counsel—has seen a notable rise in 2025. This trend is partly attributed to the increasing accessibility of AI-driven legal tools, which empower individuals to file more coherent and sophisticated legal claims. Employers and legal professionals are observing a surge in such cases, necessitating robust legal defenses and awareness of this evolving landscape.

However, representing oneself in court remains a daunting endeavor. Pro se litigants often face challenges such as understanding complex legal procedures, accessing necessary resources, and navigating courtroom protocols. The lack of formal legal training can lead to procedural missteps, potentially jeopardizing the outcome of their cases.

Understanding Lawfare: The Legal Battlefield

The debate over lawfare underscores the tension between legal accountability and political maneuvering, raising questions about the impartiality and motivations behind certain legal actions.

The Role of Activist Judges

The term "activist judges" is often used to describe jurists perceived to make decisions based on personal or political considerations rather than strict adherence to the law. This characterization has been at the center of debates about judicial impartiality and the separation of powers.

Critics argue that activist judges overstep their boundaries, effectively legislating from the bench and undermining democratic processes. Supporters, however, view such judges as necessary checks on legislative and executive overreach, especially in protecting minority rights and upholding constitutional principles.

The discourse around activist judges reflects broader concerns about the politicization of the judiciary and its impact on public trust in legal institutions.

Resources for Pro Se Litigants and Understanding Lawfare

For those interested in exploring these topics further, the following resources offer valuable insights:

• Pro Se Litigation Guides:

  • The Pro Se Litigant's Civil Litigation Handbook by Kenn Goldblatt: A comprehensive guide for individuals representing themselves in civil lawsuits.
  • Represent Yourself in Court: Prepare & Try a Winning Civil Case by Paul Bergman: Offers practical advice on courtroom procedures and strategies.

• Lawfare Analysis:

  • Lawfare: Waging War Through Law by Cristiano Martins: Examines the use of legal systems as instruments of political conflict.
  • Lawfare: Law as a Weapon of War by Orde F. Kittrie: Provides a detailed analysis of how law is used in international and domestic power struggles.

• Judicial Activism Studies:

  • Taking Back the Constitution: Activist Judges and the Next Age of American Law by Mark Tushnet: Explores the role of judges in shaping constitutional law.
  • Courts that Matter: Activists, Judges, and the Politics of Rights Enforcement by Sandra Botero: Analyzes the impact of judicial decisions on social and political rights.

🧠💊 The Hidden Health Benefits of Cannabis Big Pharma Doesn’t Want You to Know
By InfluencerFinderAI.com

Despite being one of the oldest plant-based medicines known to humanity, cannabis has been vilified, politicized, and strategically buried under decades of propaganda. But here’s the truth: cannabis—especially its non-psychoactive compounds like CBD—has shown profound medical benefits, many of which are now backed by peer-reviewed studies and real-world patient success stories.

🌿 From chronic pain and anxiety to PTSD, epilepsy, and even autoimmune disorders, the therapeutic potential of cannabis is finally being rediscovered—but not without resistance.

📉 Why has it taken so long? Simple: profits. Pharmaceutical giants can't patent a plant, and industries that profit from long-term symptoms—not cures—have everything to lose from legal, low-cost alternatives.

🔬 Emerging Science Says:

• CBD reduces inflammation, anxiety, and seizure frequency

• THC may relieve chronic pain, muscle spasms, and nausea in chemo patients

• Cannabinoids support endocannabinoid system balance, crucial to sleep, mood, and immune function

🎤 Influencers like Joe Rogan, Roseanne Barr, and Snoop Dogg are pushing the conversation forward—alongside functional medicine pioneers who are using cannabis as part of a holistic approach to healing.

📍 Read More: Explore state-by-state legalization maps, dosage guides, and the real reason cannabis was banned

THE CBD WELLNESS WAVE

How Influencers, Doctors & Legal Shifts Are Changing the Cannabis Conversation
By InfluencerFinderAI – May 2024 Edition

“The discovery of the endocannabinoid system is one of the most exciting developments in biology in the last 50 years.”
— Dr. Raphael Mechoulam, Israeli chemist known as the "father of cannabis research"

🌿 Introduction: From Controversy to Clinical Care

For decades, cannabis was lumped in with hard narcotics and demonized in public policy and pop culture alike. Today, it's being re-evaluated as one of the most promising plant-based therapies for chronic illness, mental health, autoimmune disorders, and even epilepsy—backed by a growing body of research and a shift in public opinion.

Welcome to the CBD Wellness Wave—where influencers like Joe Rogan, Roseanne Barr, and everyday Americans are spotlighting the science that politicians and pharma execs tried to bury for decades.

⚖️ Legal Overview: Is Your State Green Yet?

As of March 2024, cannabis is medically legal in 38 U.S. states and fully recreational in 24. This includes powerhouse states like:

• California

• Illinois

• New York

• Colorado

• Nevada

• Michigan

• Arizona

• Maryland

• Missouri

According to the National Conference of State Legislatures (NCSL):

“As of early 2024, more than 75% of Americans live in a state where marijuana is legal in some form”
[Source: NCSL Cannabis Overview – www.ncsl.org]

🧠 What Is CBD & Why Are Doctors Talking About It?

Cannabidiol (CBD) is a non-intoxicating compound found in the cannabis plant. Unlike THC, it doesn’t cause a high, but it interacts with the body’s endocannabinoid system—a biological network that regulates mood, pain, inflammation, immunity, and more.

✅ Clinical Benefits Supported by Reputable Sources:

Condition Evidence Source Epilepsy (Seizures) FDA-approved drug Epidiolex treats rare seizure disorders FDA.gov – Epidiolex Chronic Pain & Arthritis CBD shows anti-inflammatory effects, useful for joint pain NIH – Pain Studies PTSD & Anxiety VA studies and NIH show reduction in nightmares and hypervigilance U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs Multiple Sclerosis (MS) Some patients benefit from cannabis-based sprays National MS Society Cancer Treatment Side Effects Used for nausea, appetite loss, chemo-induced pain National Cancer Institute (NCI)

🎙️ Influencer Spotlight: Plant-Based Advocacy from Unlikely Voices

🌟 Joe Rogan

With over 11 million listeners per episode, Rogan openly discusses CBD for pain relief, stress, and recovery. He features pro-cannabis doctors like Dr. Carl Hart and cannabis investors on his platform.

🌟 Roseanne Barr

A vocal medical marijuana advocate for chronic pain, Barr credits cannabis with helping her mental health and fighting age-related ailments.

🌟 Snoop Dogg

Beyond the persona, Snoop is co-founder of Casa Verde Capital, one of the largest cannabis VC firms. He promotes CBD wellness products, minority-owned growers, and cannabis law reform.

🌿 Functional Medicine Meets Hemp

Doctors like Dr. Mark Hyman, Dr. Josh Axe, and Dr. Jolene Brighten are integrating hemp-derived CBD into their patient protocols for:

• Adrenal fatigue

• Anxiety disorders

• Inflammation & gut dysbiosis

• Hormonal balance

• Sleep optimization

“CBD may act as an adaptogen—supporting stress resilience without the downsides of pharmaceuticals.”
— Dr. Hyman, Functional Medicine Leader

📦 Consumer Awareness: What to Look For

Not all CBD is created equal. According to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA), many over-the-counter products are mislabeled or contaminated.

What to verify before buying:

✅ 3rd-party lab tested
✅ Full-spectrum or broad-spectrum
✅ No synthetic ingredients
✅ Sourced from U.S.-grown organic hemp
✅ Dosage transparency

FDA Warning:

“Consumers should beware of false health claims made by companies marketing CBD products. Only one prescription CBD product has been approved so far.”
— FDA Consumer Update, 2024

💥 Final Word: It's Not a Trend—It's a Revolution

The “CBD Wellness Wave” isn’t just hype. It’s a consumer rebellion against over-medication, under-treatment, and pharmaceutical dependency. The influencers are not only pushing products—they’re pushing truths that matter to millions.

If cannabis can help even a fraction of the people burdened by anxiety, PTSD, or chronic illness—why isn’t every doctor talking about it?
And more importantly: why did it take so long?

📍 NEXT:

Visit InfluencerFinderAI.com to read our Top 20 Cannabis Wellness Influencers, CBD Buying Guide, and State-by-State Legalization Tracker.

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🎵 Liz Cheney’s Farewell Tour

Genre: Pop Electronic
Mood: Quirky • Energetic • Angry
Runtime: 1:01
Release Date: May 7, 2025
Label: Independent / MAGA Mic Drop Records

💥 About the Track

“Liz Cheney’s Farewell Tour” is a quirky, high-voltage send-off to the ultimate political flip-flopper. This satirical banger fuses electronic grit with rebellious pop energy—calling out the betrayal of conservative values with savage wit and glitchy synths.

Whether you’re red-pilled, black-pilled, or just tired of career politicians weaponizing their last name, this track puts the “RINO” on blast and hits with unapologetic MAGA heat. 🔥

🔥 Liz Cheney’s Farewell Tour (Lyric Edit)

Liz lost Wyoming by a landslide score,
Now she does CNN like a media whore.
Daddy’s little girl turned Beltway elite,
But MAGA don’t forget—we got the receipts.
She talks like a hero, votes like a clown,
Got less love than a vegan at a ribeye throwdown.

MAGAZINE COVER CONCEPT

Title:
"THE TITLE 40 CRIME FAMILY"
Fraud, Jail, and the Broken System of Child Support Abuse

Main Cover Headlines:

• EXCLUSIVE: 28 Days in Will County Jail – The Cost of Legal Malpractice by Alex Beck
  How a lawyer's fraud turned a father into a prisoner of a debt he never owed.

• MIKE LEW'S $2,000 RETAINER SCAM
  Not justice. Not counsel. Just theft.

• WHY NATHAN WADE GOT A PASS
  Back child support? Double standard exposed.

• KAMALA + BIDEN'S BORDER FIASCO
  Illegal immigrants welcomed. Child support ignored. Who’s paying for their kids?

• LAWFARE ON STEROIDS
  Weaponized courtrooms. Judges playing God. Legal abuse trauma.

Reader Poll:

• "Should lawyers like Alex Beck be disbarred for false imprisonment due to bad legal advice?"
• "Is America’s child support system actually government-sponsored child abuse?"
• "Who REALLY benefits from Title IV-D?"

Spotlight Article:
Judge Joseph C. Polito — Disciplined in 2012, Still Wrecking Lives
Plus: What the Illinois JIB never told you.

Promo Box:
NEW EBOOK DROP: "Functional Medicine Doctors Saved My Life"
Discover how alternative medicine healed what the broken system tried to destroy.

QR Code Section:
Scan to read the JIB complaint filed in 2009: #2009-Zero-61-237 — The divorce that never should have existed.

Sponsor Shoutout:
Amen Osiris & Rick W on YouTube
Exposing maternity fraud, legal abuse, and real solutions.

💥 CAMPAIGN CONCEPT: "8 Hours of Doing Nothing" - Reward Bounty Surveillance

Hook:

“They clock in. They don’t work. You catch them. We pay you.”

💡 VIRAL ENGAGEMENT IDEAS:

Idea Details 🧠 "Catch-a-Fraud Challenge" Reward the top 3 viewers each month who provide confirmed IDs or behaviors. Add leaderboards. 📸 "Frame-by-Frame Bounty" Let users submit timestamps/screenshots of key shady moments. Offer $25–$100 per clip. 🧪 "Suspicious Behavior Series" Break down contractor scams into episodes. Add AI voiceover or commentary. 👥 "Neighborhood Watch Stories" Let followers submit their own contractor fraud stories with video. Feature them on your site/channel. 🛡️ "Wyze Cam Justice League" Brand your viewer community — “If you see something, Wyze it!”

💼 POTENTIAL SPONSORS TO TARGET:

Category Example Brands 📹 Smart Cameras Wyze, Ring, Blink, Reolink, Eufy Security 🧰 Tools / DIY Home Depot, Lowe’s, Craftsman, Milwaukee Tools 🛡️ Home Insurance Lemonade, Hippo, Allstate, Liberty Mutual 💳 Prepaid Cards (Reward Payouts) Green Dot, Venmo, Cash App, Zelle 👨‍⚖️ Legal Help / Whistleblower LawDepot, LegalShield, AARP Fraud Watch 📱 App Integrations IFTTT, Notion, Canary, Camlytics

📈 MONETIZATION IDEAS:

• YouTube Partner Program (Ad Revenue) – Target 1k subs & 4k watch hours quickly with your niche.

• Affiliate links – Link to recommended security cameras or legal forms (Amazon, Wyze store, etc).

• “Bounty Board” Memberships – Offer monthly reward challenges via Patreon or Ko-fi.

• Sponsored Reviews – Record breakdowns of camera brands used to catch the frauds.

• Ad Space on Webador – Reserve banner zones for sponsored content or giveaways.

🧲 SEO & Hashtag Boosters:

Hashtags:
#ContractorFraud #CaughtOnWyze #FraudWatch #SecurityCameraJustice #BountyBoard #HomeownerRights #8HoursOfDoingNothing

SEO Title Example:

“Caught on Wyze Cam: Contractor Fraud Surveillance Series | $100 Bounty for Tips”

Want me to write:

• An email pitch to Wyze for sponsorship?

• A media kit landing page for potential partners?

• A viral TikTok/YT Short script promoting the bounty program?

Let’s build your subscriber base into an army of justice-seeking camera warriors.

“Why InfluencerFinderAI Is the Reader’s Digest, Yellow Pages, and Netflix for Influencers—All in One”

🧠 Intro Hook:

You don’t need 1 million followers.
You need one viewer who says:

💳 “I’m in.”
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InfluencerFinderAI isn’t just a search tool.
It’s a new media empire where influencers, subscribers, brands, and everyday readers collide in one addictive, profitable digital world.

💡 What Makes InfluencerFinderAI So Addictive?

Here's the Feature Rundown designed to make anyone subscribe—free or paid:

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• 📰 Monthly interactive issues featuring curated influencer spotlights, niche growth reports, and algorithm hacks.

• 🖨️ Print edition mailed to subscribers quarterly with:

  • QR scan codes for exclusive video interviews

  • Mini influencer trading cards to collect

  • "Top 10 of the Month" charts ranked by cross-platform ROI

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Like Pokémon cards for real-world fame:

• 📇 Snapshot stats (niche, revenue, CTR, subs)

• 🎯 Transformation statement

• 🔗 Clickable CTAs: “Watch,” “Hire,” “Subscribe”

• 🏷️ AI-powered tags to group influencers by skill (like: “Gut Health Coach,” “Productivity Guru,” “Startup Storyteller”)

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Like Google + Tinder for Influencers:

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• 🌎 Cross-reference TikTok, IG, YouTube, Substack, Patreon, and future apps

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• 🧠 Learn from the best: curated playlists by theme (e.g., “Courses That Convert,” “Calm Keto Queens,” “Content That Sells Without Selling”)

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• 🧩 “Guess That Niche” mini-game

• 💥 “Clickbait Showdown” – vote on real vs. fake thumbnails

• 🎯 “Niche Matchmaker” quiz for finding your dream audience

• 💡 “Brand Like a Boss” quiz for subscribers to get matched with influencer sponsors

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• ☎️ Public listing directory (free)

• 🧾 Verified profile ads (premium)

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• 🖊️ Users can submit stories, questions, rants, or reviews

• 📰 Published weekly online, selected letters get into the quarterly print edition

• 💬 Comments section feels like grandma’s Facebook feed... in a good way.

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• 🌐 Rate influencers by transparency, quality, transformation power

• 💬 Threaded discussions with upvotes/downvotes

• 🛠️ Report fraud or inflated stats to protect platform integrity

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🔥 New Expanded Features for InfluencerFinderAI Users

🍽️ 10. Local Restaurant Reviews + “All You Can Eat” Challenges

• 🧾 Monthly spotlights on local diners, secret menus, and influencer taste tests

• 🎥 Partner with food influencers for review reels + TikTok shorts

• 🏆 Feature “All You Can Eat” Leaderboards—gamify it!

• 📍 QR codes in print edition linking to restaurant deals + review videos

🤑 Bonus: "Eat Local, Win Big" — earn points toward Pro membership or free merch by submitting your food pics and ratings.

🛠️ 11. Trusted Contractor Reviews + Local Business Rankings (AARP-style)

• ✅ Verified reviews of electricians, handymen, roofers, etc. by real users

• 🛠️ Video testimonials from influencers who’ve hired them

• 📬 Contractor of the Month featured in print + digital mag

• 📞 “Click to Call” directory, categorized by region & service

🧾 Business Benefits: Local service providers can claim a profile, add project photos, and respond to reviews.

🧧 12. Coupons + Local Deals Portal (Print + Digital)

• 📦 Downloadable and printable coupons for food, fitness, tech gear

• 💳 “Influencer Perks Club” with weekly promo codes

• 🏬 Local business collabs: “Show your digital card at checkout” for discounts

• 🎁 Partnered giveaways with influencers (e.g. “Win Free Smoothies for a Year!”)

🏆 13. Influencer Contests + Leaderboards

• 🎤 "Voice of the Week" contest (video or podcast)

• 📈 “Fastest-Growing Under 1K Subs” leaderboard

• 🎥 “Best 60-Second Transformation Story” TikTok crossover

• 🗳️ Readers vote via interactive polls—winners get printed in the next issue

📚 14. Community Features That Make It Feel Like Home

🧓 Aunt June’s Corner™

Old-school write-ins meet influencer drama:

• 🤳 “My Nephew Thinks He’s a Guru Now”

• 📬 “My Contractor Ghosted Me—Do I Go Viral or Go to Court?”

🗞️ Letters to the Editor

Let subscribers publish shout-outs, exposés, jokes, or love letters to their favorite influencers. Classic!

📊 Ratings + Rankings

Think Yelp, but with AI:

• 🎤 Rank influencers by “impact per video,” “authenticity,” and “willingness to collab”

• 🛍️ Product shoutouts? Verified by audience reviews

🎮 15. Interactive Fun for Readers (Think Reader’s Digest x Buzzfeed x YouTube)

• 📖 “Which Influencer Would You Hire as a Life Coach?” quiz

• 🧠 Trivia & crosswords like “Guess That Algorithm Update”

• 🔁 "Swipe to Match": gamified niche-discovery mobile feature

• 🏆 Winners get coupons, shoutouts, merch, or exclusive influencer Zooms

📱 16. Upcoming Mobile App + Tablet Experience (iOS & Android)

• 📲 Swipe influencer cards

• 🛍️ Save deals & coupons

• 🧠 Play games + track leaderboard status

• 🎥 Stream spotlight videos, listen to influencer podcasts

• 📬 Submit stories, reviews, and vote on top influencers

🚀 Why Influencers MUST Subscribe:

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• 🧾 Receive verified public ratings from real fans and customers

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👥 Why Local Readers & Subscribers Will Stay Hooked:

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🎵 Title: “Words You Can’t Unhear (Clown Show Cabinet)”
Genre: Political Hip-Hop / Reality Rap Roast
Targets: Kamala Harris, Governor Tim Walz, and Corporate Media
Influencer References: Tucker Carlson, Jimmy Dore, Judge Joe Brown, Tim Pool, Candace Owens

[Intro – DJ Sample from Kamala]
"The significance of the passage of time… is that time passes…"
[DJ Scratch FX]
That ain’t deep, Kamala — that’s empty calories.
Tucker said it, Jimmy exposed it — you just vibin’ with the teleprompter.

[Verse 1 – Kamala Harris Roast]
Kamala speak like a word cloud glitched,
Every line sounds like a TED Talk ditched.
"Time is time" and "we must do what we’re doing,"
While the economy’s crashin’ and families are stewin’.

Sent dads to jail for dimebag weed,
Then laughed about it like it's comedy speed.
Even CNN said her staff quit fast,
Got a TikTok smile, but no policy that lasts.

Jimmy Dore cooked her, Candace called fake,
She’s a ghost VP — just vibes and breaks.
20 billion down on equity shows,
Meanwhile vets sleep cold in rows.

[Chorus – Hook You Can’t Unhear]
🎶 These are the words you can’t unhear,
Kamala spinnin’ while the nation steers.
Tim Walz trippin' in a mask parade,
Let the riots burn while small biz paid.

MSNBC playin’ smoke and cheer,
But Tucker and Tim Pool make it clear:
This ain’t progress, this is PR fear —
All buzzwords, no one steers. 🎶

[Verse 2 – Tim Walz Roast]
Governor Walz, lockdown king,
Said “we’re in this together” — then did his thing.
Shut down schools, crushed small biz,
But Target stayed open, gee, wonder whose list?

Let Minneapolis burn in flame,
While he blamed the cops and dodged the shame.
Crime went up, he raised his pay,
Told kids wear masks, then flew away.

No answers for fentanyl, just talk of "equity,"
But none for the farmers losin' everything steadily.
Facts on the table, YouTube don’t lie,
Independent press done left you dry.

[Bridge – Media Interlude: Real Talk Clip Style]
"Kamala Harris’s approval rating hits historic lows… Tim Walz silent on new crime wave… CNN panel blames TikTok trends."
Judge Joe Brown voice: “This ain’t leadership — this is cosplay.”

[Final Chorus – Reality Drop]
🎶 These are the words you can’t unhear,
Kamala fakin’ like a Shakespeare smear.
Tim Walz fumble with a press release,
While real Americans pray for peace.

CNN’s asleep, but the streets ain’t blind,
We see through the script, every post, every line.
Sayin’ “time is time” — girl, sit down,
VP clown in a circus crown. 🎶

[Outro – DJ Drop Voiceover]
You can’t unsee the lies.
You can’t unhear the fake.
And you can’t ignore the fallout.
Welcome to the Clown Show Cabinet.

🎵 Title: “Can’t Unhear That (MAGA Truth Drop)”
Style: Reality Rap / MAGA Anthem / Spoken-Word Hip-Hop
Tone: Gritty, patriotic, unapologetic

[Intro – Spoken over American flag imagery, Kamala clip faint in background]
"The passage of time is about the passage of time..."
That’s not leadership.
That’s babble in heels.
And real Americans?
We’re done pretendin’ this clown show’s normal.

[Verse 1 – Kamala Reality Check]
She laughed on camera while Americans cried,
Locked up fathers, then claimed “equal sides.”
20 billion wasted on DEI smoke,
While vets die waitin’ and farmers go broke.

Jimmy Dore called it, Tucker showed tape,
Her staff quit early — they couldn’t escape.
Can’t define woman, but redefines truth,
VP of nothing, just media proof.

We got cities in flames, stores boarded tight,
But Kamala said, “Isn’t space… like… bright?”

[Hook – MAGA Energy]
🎶 You can’t unhear what’s real and raw,
Can’t unfeel when they break the law.
You saw it. You lived it.
They lied — we gritted.

Can’t undo the pain they caused,
When crime rose up and they gave applause.
This ain’t politics — it’s common sense,
And we’re the ones they call “too intense.” 🎶

[Verse 2 – Tim Walz Gets Called Out]
Tim Walz locked your grandma inside,
Let rioters burn while cops got tried.
Called it peaceful — are you insane?
Minneapolis still ain't the same.

Raised his salary while jobs got canned,
Told your kid to mask up — but not his band.
Said "trust the science," then killed your biz,
While Target raked millions — wonder whose this is?

He let George Floyd’s city rot on live feed,
And blamed Republicans while people bleed.

[Bridge – Spoken Word Patriot Real Talk]
They don’t run the country —
They run a script.
And they gaslight you,
While takin’ your grit.

They sell division, call it “inclusive,”
And leave your wallet feelin' abusive.
They mock your pain,
then silence your voice —
But 2024…
You’ve got a choice.

[Final Chorus – MAGA Drop]
🎶 You feel it. You can’t unhear,
What they did to this land we hold dear.
The lies, the games, the fake press flash,
All while they funnel your dreams to ash.

No borders, no law — just globalist plans,
While China and cartels expand their brands.
It’s time to rise — red, white and blue,
Because this country belongs to me and you. 🎶

[Outro – Spoken Over Military Drumroll + Flag Flap FX]
We don’t need slogans.
We need results.
We don’t need Kamala’s poems.
We need our country back.
America First. Always.

💣 Essay: “If They Followed My Father’s Directives, I’d Have My Life Back”

By Robert R. Motta

💼 I. THE FRAUD BEGAN WITH A SIMPLE DIRECTIVE

My father, Raymond E. Motta, a Purple Heart U.S. Marine, created the Robert R. Motta Third Party Special Needs Trust (SNT) on November 6, 2018, with one clear mission:

• ✅ Fund my SNT with 40% of his estate immediately
• ❌ No probate court
• ❌ No legal theft
• ❌ No government interference
• ❌ No unauthorized lawyer fees
• ❌ No delays, lies, or conflicts of interest

Instead of honoring that plan, I was pulled into a nightmare of fraud, betrayal, unpaid medical bills, destroyed property, untreated injuries, and a mountain of legal and financial stress.

🧨 II. JERRY GOERGEN'S FRAUD & LEGAL MALPRACTICE

Jerry Goergen, my father’s so-called estate planner, was the first domino in this disaster:

• ❌ Failed to place my father’s townhome into the trust—causing emergency probate (2022PR147)
• 💰 Charged $7,000+ not listed in his final accounting
• 🤥 Lied to me in our Feb 2022 meeting, claiming he’d:
  • Transfer utility bills
  • Sell my father’s townhouse
  • Handle everything related to funding the trust

All lies. I relied on Jerry’s word—and it cost me everything.

🏦 III. HOMETOWN BANK, JAMIE SHIMER & RICK MOTTA’S COLLUSION

⚖️ Jamie Shimer (Hometown Bank)

• ❌ Took no action to fund my trust by 6/30/2022
• 📞 6/30/2022 meeting never happened—proven by recorded calls between me and Brian Odell
• 🆘 I had to call APS just to force a meeting, or I would’ve been dead
• 🧾 Delayed the June 15 SNT Report until October
• 💣 Filed a false OP to discredit me
• 💳 Caused high-interest debt and medical bills to go unpaid
• 👎 Interfered with my medical decisions—without a license
• 💼 Abused her purview as trust officer to block payments, stall remodeling, and fuel my bankruptcy

🧑 Rick Motta (Executor)

• 🚘 Stole $32,000 from my trust for a car
• 💸 Billed my SNT $450/month for a BMW lease (Dec 2021–Nov 2023)
• 🧾 Failed to attend the 6/30/2022 meeting or submit required documentation
• ❌ Told me to “f*** off” when I demanded my legal rights

⚖️ IV. LAWYER VINCENT M.: TIMESTAMPED FRAUD

• 🧾 Charged me $1,200—proving the June 30 meeting never occurred
• That invoice is a timestamp that exposes Hometown’s and Jerry’s lies

📂 V. FINAL ACCOUNTING FRAUD BEFORE 2024

• ❌ $40,000 missing from Chase Bank
• ❌ Delco assets and investments omitted
• ❌ No records from Brian Odell’s management of my father’s $1M+ inheritance
• 📩 Emails, contestments, and recorded calls ignored and covered up
• 💰 Trust was never properly funded or invested
• 📉 Missing interest income continues to cost me daily

⚠️ VI. THE COLLAPSE OF MY LIFE

This isn’t just mismanagement—it’s a pipeline to permanent disability:

• 🏚️ My house left in shambles, half-remodeled
• 🌙 Up all night in construction dust with migraines and knee injuries
• ⚖️ Forced pro se litigation—exhausted, traumatized, and alone
• 🦵 Lucky I could even walk with untreated knee injuries
• 🏥 Surgeon Dorning’s bills left unpaid while my trust sat frozen
• ❌ I’ve had no use of my house since 2022
• ⛔ My eBook delayed
• ⚙️ My 3D printer project and 2017 patent lawyer engagement—ruined
• 🚫 My entire future—paused by fraudulent gatekeeping

🧾 VII. EXHIBITS – PROOF BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT

Every claim here is backed by hard proof:

Exhibit A: Rick’s Theft

• $32,000 car
• $450/month BMW lease
• Contestments confirmed by Amber + BankFinancial

Exhibit B: Jamie’s Breaches

• False OP filing
• Duress email to Ron Tuite
• Delay in SNT report
• Illegal fees: $750 + $5,500
• Lies about Matt’s $5,000 payment (never made)

Exhibit C: Vincent’s Invoice

• $1,200 bill proves no SNT funding meeting occurred

Exhibit D: Missing Assets

• $40,000 – Chase
• $1M+ – Odell/Delco
• Missing interest income, investments never executed

🔥 VIII. PSYCHOLOGICAL, PHYSICAL & FINANCIAL DAMAGE

• 💥 Chapter 13 bankruptcy due to withheld trust funds
• 🧠 PTSD, anxiety, migraines
• 🩻 Untreated knee damage, unpaid surgeries
• 🚫 Denied ADA rights and essential healthcare
• 🧱 Property loss and housing instability
• ⛔ Stolen years of productivity, income, and healing

💸 IX. MONEY STOLEN THROUGH LEGAL LIES & PICKPOCKETING

Jerry Goergen’s lie in February 2022—“I’ll handle all utilities after the sale of the townhouse”—was the bait that led to a financial slaughter. I relied on him. I had no idea I was about to be pickpocketed by everyone involved.

Here's the true cost of their fraud:

• 🧑‍⚖️ $1,200 – Vincent (May 2022)
• 🧑‍⚖️ $3,500 – Yung
• 🧑‍⚖️ $5,000 – Lawyer Matt (Jamie lied and said she paid; Matt resigned one month later, unpaid)
• 🧑‍⚖️ $5,000 – Kendall
• 💥 Jamie Shimer’s abuses of purview forced me to pay lawyers for work they never should’ve been needed for if the trust had been funded properly.

This wasn’t legal guidance. It was institutional mugging—and I was the target.

⚖️ X. CONCLUSION: I WAS ROBBED OF MY LIFE

Every step of this was preventable. Every delay, lie, and theft was a choice made by people in power—people who swore to protect my interests.

Instead, they:

• Robbed me of time
• Robbed me of trust
• Robbed me of family
• Robbed me of my health
• Robbed me of my home
• Robbed me of my father’s final wishes
• Robbed me of peace

And still, I rise. And I document.

✅ XI. READY TO FILE

Let’s go public. Options:

• [ ] IARDC complaint with exhibits
• [ ] Civil complaint (fraud + fiduciary malpractice)
• [ ] Blog release for LawyersNotToHire.com
• [ ] Press outreach with timeline and evidence packet
• [ ] Federal ADA and APS follow-up complaint

Just say the word—and we launch.

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