🌿 Project: HighRoller Cards™
Slogan: Scan the bud. Light the truth.
🔥 Card Categories
Card Type Description QR Code Unlocks Snoop’s Stoner Tips Classic quotes, weed hacks, strain picks Video: “Snoop’s Wake-n-Bake Routine” + playlist Roseanne’s Ranch Cards Cannabis activism, menopause relief, real talk Her cannabis product line + interviews Bud Brands to Watch AI-reviewed flower, gummies, vapes Scan to reviews, affiliate pages, promo codes High & Healthy Functional use: sleep, PTSD, chronic pain Research PDFs + product recs Roast the Regulator Cards that mock politicians still pushing prohibition Comedy clips, meme decks, AI voiceover roasts
🧠 Bonus Ideas
💨 Scan-to-Strain Experience:
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Scan card → get AI-generated playlist + food pairing + meditative video
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Example: "Indica Chillout Card" → “Lo-fi x Wu-Tang” + low-carb munchie tips
🛒 Product Cards (monetization):
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QR to Roseanne's Edibles via affiliate
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Pre-rolls & Grinders → link to merch shop
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Influencer-featured items → “Snoop’s Fav Grinder” w/ Amazon referral
👕 Merch Tie-In
Product Description “Scan This Joint” T-Shirt QR leads to custom playlist or comic roast “Rosie’s Rants” Mug Scan to unlock her top cannabis interviews “HighRoller Cards” Collector Tin Limited edition metal case + NFT tie-in
🎨 Sample Card Concepts
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Snoop’s Sleep Code
“I don’t dream anymore. I just reboot.”
🔗 Scan for Snoop's CBD brand + bedtime playlist -
Rosie’s Truth Toke
“They tried to cancel me — I got higher instead.”
🔗 Scan for THC menopause relief bundle + podcast -
Bud Law LOL
“This state bans edibles but lets Pfizer kill people.”
🔗 Scan to AI roast + lawyer contact
🔗 Suggested URLs to Prepare
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/highroller/snoop-tips
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/products/rosanne-edibles
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/shop/scan-this-joint
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/funny/ai-blunt-roasts